spelling horrors

I'm just collecting phrases I come across with spelling horrors, this keeps me from going crazy or from appearing haughty by correcting them. And mind you, I'm not a writer or a wiz-kid, but things have really gotten out of hand with all the new habits of writing fast, writing on tablets and iphones and whatever. Especially when writing in English, it's really impossible to write correctly *by sound - by ear.* BTW  IMHO

The laws are there for us semi-deviants who will toe the line.

Everyone seems to of woke up happy but i woke up ferling crabby ugh

Go take ur moped for a ride thru the pits - that oughta do it fer ya

Str8 to hell u go...

Like because Syria is none of are business

Your family has truely made an imprent on my life that will forever be loved and appreciated.

time to correct in some way the wrong doings of past crazy n greediness of past...things can be done for eg to do apologies, n work towards reconciliation cause our countries need to do this!! 

Poor souls who hadn't a clue!... who were exploited, and targeted for being neive.... 

they should of took her out back and shot her in the head.  

Wow that is insane wtf next its gunna keep on rising ... omg they need to lower it down ... Ummmm economy sux these days. Many ppl getting laid off  

Humm k well. I know I was just the shortness breath and my chest hurt like I had a cold I was unable to walk 5 houses to take zac to school without like omg it is scarry also turn out I had BP meds that were keep my heart rate at one pace never raced it was crazy so much so I put on 12 lbs in two weeks no exaggeration any way hr said part of my problem too but I'm still gonna have the dye in the main artery thing cause like you my mom had had like 3 or 4 my Bio dad died from heart attack couple years ago I have a very stressful life and like you take the weight of the world on my poor ol heart you too so I'm being positive for you and your gonna break the cycle you b fine I told my cardio Dr I'm just fat old outtakes shape he said well I'm same age as you so old is out I said o but fat outrage shape is in he lol said your a funny one gotta b I was by myself nobody love me thru it I'm with ya I'm there in most thoughts prayers love ya 

To nice out to be at work so its time to fix that leave at 2 and time to play on waverunner woohoo cant wait

Why do these things awalys happen to me we stop at a gas station so i go to what is clearly marked WOMANS ROOM I open the door and their a guy peeing he looks up and goes oh sorry SO EMBARRESSING

So I'm at a stop sign and This lifted Red Jeep pulls up next to me a bit obnoxiously like and Im thinking I'm gonna kick Stephens ass for this but their was one problem he was sitting next to me in the Maxima. He has a twin truck in Town oh no their cant be two of them

A PLACE TO FIND OUT ABOUT FAMILY HISTORY PAST AND PRESENT AND TO WITH FAMILY without any animosity NO FIGHTING we are ALL adults some of us are just a lot olderer

If you pull in a driveway and there is a man you don't know with a gun ....... LEAVE RITE AWAY . The whole story doesn't make sence to me  

This is why dog's are important.

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For teachers out there, here are some real notes from parents to teachers:
1 My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.
2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.
3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.
4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.
5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
11. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She haddiahre dyreadireathe the sh*ts.
12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.
13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because i don't know what size she wear.
16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.
17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.
18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.
19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.
23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids.

Glad it wasnt me they was harrasing and breaking my car windows i would of took that as self deffense and shot atleast 1 of them.